November 8, 2022

Blackblast #27 - Kraut’s Republic

AO:
Stairway to Heaven
TOTAL PAX:
9
QIC:
Kraut
PAX:
Mad Cow, Chubbs, Hank The Tank, Deep Blue, Bart Simpson, Bald Eagle, Snoop, Toto
Pre-Blast
@channel It’s Election Day at The Stairs. Come out to Kraut’s Republic and have some fun doing whatever you vote for, maybe. You never know what will really happen with your elected officials. HC below, bring a coupon but whether you use it will be up to you guys 
Warm-o-rama
Kraut explained the rules of the republic: There are currently two political parties: The Coupon Communists and The Cardio Capitalists. Pax were told to self select their party affiliation and then elect a representative. Representatives would roll a die and the winning party would determine whether or not the next exercise used coupons. The initial roll was a tie so the parties had to do AMRAP SSH for thirty seconds with the highest reps winning. 15 Coupon Curls 15 Coupon OH Press 15 Coupon Squats OH Coupon Carry ~200ft Pax were advised there was a 2 term limit for representatives.
the thang
The representatives rolled again with the Cardio Capitalists winning so pax partnered up and completed a mini-DORA: 50 merkins, 50 squats, 50 big boy sit ups After the DORA representatives from each party were told that a lobbying firm had gotten a bill to the floor to abolish term limits and were asked if they wanted to vote for it. The Coupon Communists won and term limits were abolished. Representatives from each party rolled again and the Cardio Capitalists won so we moseyed to the stairs and did two trips up. Representatives from each party rolled again and the Cardio Capitalists won so we moseyed to the park and did two rounds of a Cindy. At this point Bart Simpson attempted to overthrow the government, which required him to out roll a representative from each party. His coup failed so we returned to the normal process. Representatives from each party rolled again and the Coupon Communists won so we moseyed to the AO for another mini DORA. Along the way Snoop formed a third party with Bart Simpson, who had been kicked out of his own party for trying to overthrow the government, and the Burpee Party was formed. Upon arrival at the AO: 50 Coupon Curls, 50 Coupon OH Press, 50 Calf Raises with Coupon Pressed At this point representatives from each party were advised that in the event of a tie between two of the three parties they could opt to form a coalition government or roll again. Representatives from each party rolled again and the Coupon Communists won so we did another mini DORA: 20 Coupon Squats and 20 Coupon Lunges. Representatives from each party rolled again and the Coupon Communists won so we did 20 Coupon BBS and 20 Flutter kicks w/ coupon pressed.
Mary
Representatives from each party rolled again and the Coupon Communists won so we did 10 Blockees as an olive branch to the Burpee Party
COT
“The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men“ Auf Wiedersehen - Kraut

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